The poster that provides the most cursed code in any language WINS - Permanent Challenge

I wrote this C program myself.
The most useful and clear “How to get a segmentation fault?”

int s,j,f[100],p;main(int c,char *v[]){for(p=0;f[p];p++)f[p]=rand();for(f[0]=c;f[0]<rand();f[0]++)for(s=f[0];f[s];s++)putchar((char)f[s]);}

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pov: hypixel releases a dungeon skyblock bot
also the code:

LMAO imagine a skyblock mod that if you go healer it deletes system 32

its impossible to do so under minecraff server

have you ever heard of elif btw?

i have but i prefer else and then if

bro healer is my main class in hypixel dungeons :cry:

here is the updated code that’s not senseless

choice = input("CHOOSE YOUR CLASS!: ")
if choice == "tank":
    print("nice, 4/5")
else:
    if choice == "mage":
        print("no dupe, 3.5/5")
    else:
        if choice == "berserker":
            print("5 year old, 1.5/5, duper?! kick")
        else:
            if choice == "archer":
                print("make sure to always be next to a healer and tank! 3/5")
            else:
                if choice == "healer":
                    print("thank you 5/5")
                else:
                    print("bruh")

no. you have this all wrong healer is shit

dupe mage is fine dupe bers is fine dupe healer is fine dupe tank is not fine dupe archer is not fine
and healer is just shit overall no extra damage just healing abit like tank but tank reduces damage of all players near him

if you have mender fedora, and if you shift, as a healer, you can do insane healing

like i healed myself 1000hp per sec and some dudes nearby 500hp per sec its really useful especially in f6

f6 is easy tho ur just bad and just use mender fedora and an ornate zombie sword and you can heal all your health with just abit of mana AND YOU CAN DO THIS AS ARCHER OR ANY OTHER CLASS so healer is useless

also you can just use a bonzo mask so if you die you get revived and bonzo mask is actually good for damage and mana for ornate zombie sword

lets play hypixel skyblock together and ill show how op ornate zombie sword is

Me when python:
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sleepsort. Seen as a meme a few places. Sleep Sort in JavaScript (No Threads!) · GitHub

wow rosetta code has an entire section on sleep sort

// Raymond Ho
// JavaScript makes Sleep Sort so easy to implement..
// Exponentially slower if sorting larger numbers.

function sleepNumber(number) {
	// The timeout is (n^2) so that close numbers are no longer close.
	// Example: 1 is really close to 2, but 1^2 isn't close to 2^2.
    setTimeout(function(){
        console.log(number);
    }, number*number);
}

function sleepSort(array) {
    for (i = 0; i < array.length; ++i){
    	sleepNumber(array[i]);
    }
}

// Generate 100 random numbers for sorting.
randoms = [];
for (i = 0; i < 100; ++i) {
    // Random number between 1 - 100
    randomInt = Math.floor((Math.random()*100) + 1);
    randoms.push(randomInt); 
}

// Sort said random numbers.
sleepSort(randoms);
function eat(stream,string) {
    return stream.eat(string)
}

eat(myStream, "penis")

eat :eggplant: