Les Bot Command

So I was thinking about ORE, and remembered a bestest quote where a new dude goes “IAmLesbian are you lesbian” and les just goes “IAmLesbian” (I did the same xD)
Anyways, was thinking someone should add a chatbot that whenever “IAmLesbian/Les” “you” “lesbian” are in a sentence, Chad just goes “read her name dude or something”

Please make this a thing… Petition?