The last john wins

Hey guys, John Lazy asked me if I could put this together for him. Be sure to mention a John in your replies or John Law (not to be confused with his brother Johnny) will be slightly bothered.

as a close friend of John Falcon he has given me the honor to partake in this discussion on his behalf

as a friend of John AFK and stackdoubleflow’s long lost brother i have come to assert my dominance in the afk region of ORE

I also know John AFK, but for some reason he is never online :[

John_Cuber did a 4 second solve yesterday

his brother John quadrupler is better he did it in 0 seconds by manipulating space (he exists in the fourth dimension so its a bit hard to talk to him sometimes)

John Fakename is starting to wonder if you guys are just making these people up

john.

John John is gonna love this

john period

John Jarvis, google how to solve p=np

john google refuses to give an answer

John Letdown knows how I feel

john relatable agrees

Why do we all try, John Last wins.

john agreement nods his head in agreement

John Disagreement has… other feelings on the matter

john curious would like to know why

I bet John Answer would know

john investigative told me he has decided to go find him